I know, I know, very 1950′s of me right? But when you have the day off and it’s one of those gray and dreary spring days where you can’t tell what time it is from looking outside because it stays the same color all day, sometimes it’s just what you want to do. Or is that just me?
So there’s this little ol’ website called Pinterest, have you heard of it? And on said site you can find so many things to want and buy and make and try that it becomes kind of overwhelming at times. Not joking, when it first came out I had to take like weeklong breaks from it because I would just see so many cool things I wanted and then get mad that I couldn’t afford them. Kind of like every time I’ve ever gone into Anthropologie. AnthroRage – it’s a real thing, I swear.
Anywho, I have pretty much gotten over grounding myself from Pinterest and mostly use it to find recipes to try and to store up ones I have tried and liked but I also use it for cleaning tips. For instance, I cleaned my washing machine out using a Pinterest tip and though I don’t know if it really did anything vis a vis making the machine run better, it did make me feel accomplished which is what really matters, right? So yesterday I decided that I wanted to try another one – cleaning the window on my oven. I have no idea how old our oven is because it came with the house but I’m gonna guess it’s pushing 20 and you really can’t see through the little window at all. Kind of defeats the purpose.
Yuck right? So the Pin said to make a very thick paste out of baking soda and hot water and then smear it all over the inside of the window until it was completely covered. Doesn’t the paste look really pillowy soft?
Then you’re supposed to leave it on there until it gets completely dry, which in my case took about 4 hours. And you’re supposed to keep your oven off obviously so it really cut into my baking plans for the day. Thus more cleaning happened. I have been meaning to clean out and organize my pantry for months and I finally did it yesterday. Huzzah! I know it’s weird to be excited about that but seriously you guys, I found a canned good that expired in 2009. That means when we bought our house and moved in in 2010, I brought this expired item with me and it’s been here ever since. That’s pretty bad. I didn’t take pics because honestly it was embarrassing beforehand and even after it’s not that great to look at but it fills me with joy and that’s all there is to it. Are you dying to see how the oven door turned out?? Spoiler alert: It’s not crystal clear and magnificent.
I can see a little bit of a difference but honestly it was kind of a let-down. Sigh. I guess I will just have to wait until I get a new oven sometime in the future to really have a useable oven window. On to the more photogenic and edible part of the day!
Recently Joy the Baker did a whole week on toast and not only was it beautiful and delicious-looking but it also made me remember that toast is probably my favorite food of all times. I know it sounds boring but the crunch of toasty bread with obscene amounts of butter and jam is the most comforting edible thing I can think of (followed closely by mac & cheese obviously). In high school when we used to go out to eat at the all-night diner in town I would always order toast and jam and munch happily away while totally seagull-ing everyone else’s plates for stray fries and chicken fingers (duh). My dad had this big jar of change which is where I got the majority of my money before I had a job and one night, when the change jar was running a little low I asked the waitress if the toast would be cheaper without butter and my friends have NEVER let me live it down. Honestly, I thought it was a valid question. Nowadays I would never order toast without butter cause now when things get tight there’s always a credit card. $1.59 charge for toast? Ummmm yeah.
So after I got over the disappointment of a somewhat failed oven cleaning, I decided I needed to make some bread. The oven needed to be redeemed and I needed some flippin’ toast. I haven’t been baking much lately because I’m trying to be less chubby but it just had to happen. My last few bread baking attempts have left me less than pleased with my stand mixer so I decided to try to re-unite Candy with her estranged best friend – yeasty dough. I have this Kitchenaid cookbook that I haven’t used much so I pulled it out and gave their Scrumptious Sandwich Bread a try, with a few tweaks of course.
Totally one of my favorite sights, smells, and feels actually. It’s all very sense-y. During all this baking & cleaning I managed to watch 4 movies and wax my eyebrows so I think it was a pretty productive day all around. Next time it’s gloomy, make some bread – it helps.
Scrumptious Sandwich Bread ala Me
1/2 cup lowfat milk
3 T sugar
2 t kosher salt
3 T unsalted butter
2 packages active dry yeast
1 1/2 cups warm water (about 115 degrees)
5-6 cups bread flour
Put the milk, sugar, salt, & butter in a small saucepan and heat over medium until the butter melts and the sugar dissolves, stirring occasionally. Set aside to cool down a bit. Put the warm water and the yeast in the bowl of your stand mixer and let sit for 5 minutes until the yeast becomes creamy. Add the milk mixture to the bowl with the yeast along with 4 1/2 cups of the flour. Attach the dough hook and mix gently on low for about 1 minute to bring things together. Add the rest of the flour 1/2 cup at a time until the dough sticks to the hook and starts to clean the sides of the bowl. You might not need all 6 cups of flour.
Turn the mixer to 2 and let it knead the dough for another 2-3 minutes. Meanwhile get out a big bowl and oil it. When the dough is ready it will still be a little sticky. Scrape it out onto a clean and floured surface and knead it a few times by hand to get the feeling of it and bring it together into a ball. Put it in the oiled bowl and turn it over a few times so it has a nice sheen to it. Cover the bowl with a clean towel and leave the bread to rise for about an hour in a warm place free of drafts. After an hour it should be big and poufy like the picture above. Grease two loaf pans with butter or oil and have them nearby. Punch the dough down and use your scraper to divide it in half. Shape the dough into a rectangle and fold it like you would a business letter. Try to make the letter the same length as your loaf pan. Place the dough into the loaf pans, cover them with the towel again and let them rise for another hour or so until they have come up over the top of the pans a little. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Place the pans on the middle rack of the oven and bake for about 30 minutes until they are golden brown and beautiful. About 5 minutes before they’re done you can brush the tops with some melted butter if you like (I did!). Take the pans out and turn the loaves out onto a cooling rack immediately. If you want to be sure they’re done, stick an instant-read thermometer in the bottom of the loaf and make sure the temp hits at least 200 degrees. Then let the breads cool and you’re dunzo. Delicious and impressive sandwich bread for everyone!
P.S. I also made myself a grilled cheese for lunch using the bread and it was amazing!